This Dude Clearly Wrote His Own Bio on IMDB

So the other day, my co-worker Beth had to deal with this dude named Breck Wilson. Apparently, Breck spent some time working in Hollywood. He now manages some Rockabilly band from Joplin, MO, and wants KXUA to help them, since Breck is going to buy the old Gypsy venue here in Fayetteville and is going to start a reality show centered around this band, which will air on MTV at some point. God, I love lunatics. But this story gets even better. So Beth and I are trying to show our other co-workers what this guy looks like, so we Googled him. And was it ever worthwhile. He wasn't lying about being in Hollywood, as he has an IMDB entry that is the gift that keeps on giving:

Biography for

Breck Wilson

Height

5' 11" (1.80 m)

Mini Biography

Breck Wilson was born in Carthage, Missouri and attended college at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. In 1990 he headed west on Route 66 out of Carthage and landed on the Santa Monica Pier. When confronted by the Pacific Ocean, he decided to back track briefly 22 miles to Hollywood. After regrouping with an employment stint at the Hard Rock Cafe among many other unmentionables, he finally crossed the Pacific to spend most of the early 1990's modeling between Tokyo, Milan, Paris and finally New York City. Most high-profile modeling work includes runway appearances with D & G and Versace in Milan as well as a Bugle Boy campaign and photo shoots in Vanity Fair back in the states. His first break into the film industry was acting opposite Sir Anthony Hopkins portraying a drug-addict in 1995's "Nixon". He has been working within the entertainment industry ever since and has recently launched his own production company.

IMDb Mini Biography By: Heather Horner

Trivia

No relation to Bridgette Wilson, although he admits that many fans have asked him about this.

Born in Carthage Missouri, which is also the hometown of Preston Lacy, of Jackass Fame.

According to the IMDB entry for Nixon, Breck is listed simply as "Hippie (uncredited)" in the cast list for the film. All this is good and well by itself, but then Breck gives us the icing on the cake with this: